puberty pop

a slight erection brought on at random by an excess amount of testosterone during adolescence. it is usually non sexual.
not to be confused with morning wood.

Girl:Wow, that is pathetic.

Guy:No it isn't, i'm just having a puberty pop.

by Miguel Diego July 5, 2006

i'm the plumber

a sentence used by oriental/american porn stars to get it off with the oriental/american girl in the appartment block.

Porn star plumber-"i'm the plumber"
Girl-"Ooooh, FUCK ME NOW!"
By this time the plumber is rubbing hot sauce all over the girls leg so she is getting off on it.Cool.

by GirlSkater February 21, 2004

Hanoi Plumber

When a woman lets her male lover shove a plunger handle in her asshole. The man then goes to the bathroom and fixes the leaky faucet the she has been complaining about for the last two weeks. Once the faucet is fixed, the man the relives himself (takes a shit) in her shoes that she is going to wear later to go have lunch with her friends.

I gave my wife a "Hanoi Plumber" yesterday and later on she brought me some leftovers from that restaurant we like some much.

by the "R" February 19, 2010

plumber pants

Unattractively low rise pants which reveal an unpleasant view for everyone around when the wearer bends over.

I really didn't need to see that guy's plumber pants. Excuse me while I vomit.

by Smartie770 February 21, 2009

the Plumber

sticking a womans head in the toilet while fucking her in the ass

Blaize: Did you bang her?

Cheetoh: Yeah i gave her the plumber

by DA Cheetoh February 25, 2009

Polish Plumber

Tossing salad using pureed polish sausage or kielbasa instead of syrup.

We had plenty of leftover sausage, so I had my wife give me a Polish Plumber.

by Master Plumber January 27, 2008

plumber

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

by Brownsound September 10, 2004