hot plate

The hot plate is performed when one person lays underneath a glass table, and someone shits on the table.

william always likes to hot plate with his lovers

by big preston May 9, 2005

wacker plate

A derogatory term used for blacks and asians and all other ethnic minorities with lots of children with black/yellow/caramac skin.

did you see that wacker plate wack that yellow kid then, or its full of wacker plates round ere, that wacker plate stole my wacker plate, them wacker plates next door are so noisy, your not marrying a wacker plate, did you see that wacker plate get squashed of a bus, wacker plate ice cream man i dont think so,

by spellbunk August 19, 2009

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

Plate Spinning

The act of simultaneously masturbating three or more Chinese men.

Foreign Exchange Student 1: "Mate I can't remember anything after I ate those funny tasting prawn crackers at the welcome party last night..."

Foreign Exchange Student 2: "Dude, I just saw a video of you on the internet plate spinning..."

by PurpleSgtPepper September 2, 2011

crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

by JaaWeave November 9, 2006

Plate Tetris

Occurs when a person, usually a waitress, needs to shift around many plates on a table in order to put down one more plate because of a lack of space.

Did you see that waitress? She had to play Plate Tetris to get all their orders on the table!

by rushringleader December 28, 2008

quigley plate

the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute, the more dining companions rave about the deliciousness of their meal, the higher the probability of one sucky meal. There exists no hierarchy of probability based on price of meal or restaurant.

Katy knew even before her first bite that she had the quigley plate, her co-workers curry dishes were studded with emerald colored broccoli florets and hers was smeared with ashen lumps of canned mushroom.

by iheartwords July 29, 2009