Playing Turtle

It's an expression use to describe the harsh feelings of wanting to use the toilet really badly.

Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.

You know how a turtle sticks his head in and out of its shell? Well that's what I'm doing to my ass, I'm playing turtle with my crap.

by B0$$MAN January 8, 2010

Playing hooky

Skipping or ditching school.

I was playing hooky the other day.

by boaz274 June 8, 2017

playing in the mud

"Playing in the mud" means a white dude fucking black chicks.

Brenden: hey dan seeing a new chicks lately?

Dan: hell yea, im been fucking this black chick so much better then white chicks.

Brenden: you "playing in the mud" now. Nice I would so fuck a black chick right now. Being on this military base is making me go crazy.

by digitalsyndrome August 12, 2014

Playing the piano

In League of Legends, spamming QWE and the right mouse button on an enemy. Commonly used technique for Skarner, Shyvana, and Xin Zhao.

I raped this Ashe with Skarner by charging in recklessly and playing the piano.

by Nimblest July 27, 2012

playing whack a mole

when you have to shit so bad and you're trying to hold it in so that the head of the turd is popping out and in of your ass similar to the whack a mole arcade game

I have to crap so bad, i'm playing whack a mole!

by SamuraiSevens November 8, 2008

Playing the xylophone

When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.

"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"

by Borthwick March 16, 2009

Playing above the rim

playing basketball above the rim, with plays like dunking and alley-ops

I have to say I'm impressed, because its very uncommon, to see a white guy playing above the rim

by Flip727 October 21, 2011