Picture

The last half of a half-eaten Pastami sandwitch made from ingrediants not less than 67 days after their respective expiration dates.

Ah, dat bitch is nasty! The turkey baster just ate a picture! Sick fuck! I'm gonna puke.

by sam wheat July 6, 2004

PICTURESQUE

Picturesque is a simple app with a simple goal: to make images more beautiful, sexy, smoking, etc.

I just downloaded Picturesque on to my Mac and wow my Myspace pics are looking sexy!

by Javathecup May 17, 2008

picture jacking

when someone "places" themselves in a picture just before or as the button on the camera is pressed and they end up in it when they were initially not supposed to.

(john and sarah looking at their wedding picture...)

john: i don't remember taking this picture with steve

sarah: me neither! another case of picture jacking

by ReDefine November 20, 2009

Picture Vulture

One who intentionally stands in the background of other peoples' photos just to ruin the picture. This person will sneak into a picture without anyone knowing until the photo is later looked at. This person will stop at nothing to be in as many photos as possible.

V. Picture Vulching- the act of being a picture vulture.

Girl: "Let's look at the pictures from your birthday at the bar!"
Other Girl: "Who's the random guy in the background? He's such a picture vulture!"

by puffswithlosh August 9, 2010

Picture Inception

That time when you can't get your phone and the picture you are trying to view to coordinate making it impossible to fully view the photograph without turning your head and looking ridiculous.

"see that guy over there, he's going through picture inception... he keeps turning his phone and his head in opposite directions to try to get the image in the proper format."

by mcslim2323 September 5, 2013

Shirtless Picture

A photo with someone in it thats shirtless, and you can see a bit of the shirtless area.

check out my nice shirtless picture!

by Proffesur June 12, 2018

picturess

Perfectly blemished; Picture perfect; Flawless in character.

The picturess, suburban neighborhood looked safe, but psychotic people lived there.

The picturess, suburban neighborhood looked safe, but psychotic people lived there.

by DEANTH May 5, 2010