Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

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Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

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A term used to describe a United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operation in which anonymous leaks to news sources and message boards are used with partially true information or information that is already public knowledge. The design of these operations is intended to neutralized resistances within populations with the promises that secret "heroes" unknown to them are fighting on their behalf behind the scenes and that the people's perceived enemies are just "one step away" from being exposed and dealt with.

"Q Anon? Nah man. Only stupid boomers believe in that crap. From what I hear it's just another pied piper op."

by Aliel The Heretic October 15, 2020

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Piper

A very annoying person. She is the mum of the group. Piper is a nice friend. But if you get on her bad side, you know you're dead. Piper is always telling people to stop. Even if you sit in her spot that she didn't even claim as her own, she will try to murder you. Piper is religious and owns more than two bibles.

Person 1: Trys to steal someones food.
Piper: ENOUGH. BOTH OF YOU, I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER FOR THE REST OF LUNCH!

by ThatOneWeebSimp August 4, 2022

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