Penal Pliers

A tool used to sexually pleasure men via urethra insertion.

Sam inserted the penal pliers and cried with bliss as his semen slide stretched.

by Circle Jerker November 27, 2004

penalty box

A phrased used to describe either a crazy or too young, but very attractive female. Commanly used in 2000 to present day in south lincolnshire.

man check that box out.. she is coming our way!

(female become close enough to be recognised)

Dude.... that is (insert name of local crazy or under age female). thats not box.. Thats penalty box!

Or you can find out that a girl is penalty box when u see her out in town and you think she is really fit, then on monday morning u see the whore walking to school in her uniform.. GUTTED

by knockalot May 17, 2007

Penal

The other white meat.

Penal: A.K.A. Reverse term for vaginal.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

Penaldo

Is a has been Portuguese wash off and a penalty goal opportunists cry baby who can only score spot kick goals, failed to win world cup and decided to become an Instagram model who now plays at Camel League in Saudi Arabia.

John: What's the other name for a goal waiter?
Sam: Penaldo.

by Rolando Can't Win WORLD CUP March 25, 2023

penal smear

When you get your penis with cum on it and smear it all over a girls face!

My girlfriend wasn't paying attention to me so i asked her to look my way and i penal smeared her!!!!!!

by Chris and Jordan May 28, 2008

panal

weird sounds

animal collective is so panal

by acidacidacid August 27, 2009

penalblotta

a disease that infects the penal region of a man. It is mainly caused by picking your ass. By picking your ass, you are applying force and are pushing your internals out, causing them to bunch together, forming a knot which then forms a tumor. These tumors are later released as shit, but some servere cases involve the tumor exiting through the urethra.

The homeless bum got penalblotta because he picked his poopy ass too much. He pissed on my car and there was a tumor on my windshield.

by Artificial Playground November 26, 2003