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Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
by Girthquake132 September 12, 2021
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lolzy penguin

an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games
Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin

Danny: Alright, Sweet!

(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom
by NiggletsGetHung December 6, 2010
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Penguin Tank

A HORRIBLY stinky vagina - so bad it smells like the penguins at the zoo
"I bent down to pick something up and got a wiff of Jamie - SOOO DANK!...You know the funk of the penguin tank in the aviary? Thats was it. I almost cried."
by NotHereSomeone January 7, 2010
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love penguin

When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.
Tyler's love penguin is Hailey
by smurtfellow2500 December 22, 2014
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Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass
It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.
by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011
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Penguin Pals

Penguin Pals is a category of interpersonal relationships between a Male and a Female. Higher in rank than a "Friend" but less intense than "Courting". Penguin Pals can often touch each other in intimate ways, but have set ground rules to prevent over agitation from behavior by either party.
Mike and Katy are taking things slow. They're the cutest Penguin Pals Ive ever seen!
by King_Penguin December 7, 2022
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vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
by Pgroast June 25, 2020
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