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Pencil Neck 

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.
Timmy is such a Pencil Neck
Pencil Neck by liamrr18 March 23, 2021

Pencil Topper 

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.
Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.
Pencil Topper by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021

pencil man 

That kid is a pencil man
pencil man by daddykade September 8, 2021

Pencil Neck Dweeb 

Bryson Luke Dermid is a pencil neck dweeb”
Pencil Neck Dweeb by Jake Sciortino November 25, 2021

Pencil holder 

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
Pencil holder by armed abortion February 15, 2022

pencil me in

Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.

Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.

Implies flexibility of plans.

This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.

can be used as n expression of flexibility:

Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?

Dick: I’ll be home after work

Tom: pencil me in for seven.

Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?

Tom: Nah
Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late
pencil me in by NYCGAY March 5, 2022