Pencil Sharpener 

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.

Where is my pencil sharpener?

Pencil Sharpener by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020

Pencil Neck 

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.

Timmy is such a Pencil Neck

Pencil Neck by liamrr18 March 23, 2021

Pencil Topper 

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.

Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.

Pencil Topper by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021

pencil man 

A subsequent man with a small penis

That kid is a pencil man

pencil man by daddykade September 8, 2021

Pencil Neck Dweeb 

Ya homie with the long neck

“Bryson Luke Dermid is a pencil neck dweeb”

Pencil Neck Dweeb by Jake Sciortino November 25, 2021

Pencil holder 

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there

*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911

Pencil holder by armed abortion February 15, 2022

pencil me in

Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.

Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.

Implies flexibility of plans.

This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.

can be used as n expression of flexibility:

Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?

Dick: I’ll be home after work

Tom: pencil me in for seven.

Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?

Tom: Nah

Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late

pencil me in by NYCGAY March 5, 2022