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pencil whores

The people that you lend a pencil and they say "Ill give it back to you at the end of class", and they never do. (those bitches)
"Pencil whore: Hey can i borrow a pencil?" You:Sure. Pencil whore: Thanks! ill give it back to you after class! -Pencil whore walks out of class with your pencil- You: These pencil whores aint loyal
mugGet the pencil whoresmug.

ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.
Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.
by Joshbert Andersands December 15, 2008
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Pink Pencils

Often a collectors item, collected by some Swedish boys but also some english girls.
Felix: "I have 120 Pink Pencils" Lexxyy: "Well I have 121!"
by Lexxyy April 25, 2009
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Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!
Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!
by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007
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Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

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The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
by Pitarz September 8, 2016
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electric pencil

by Natepalm October 17, 2003
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draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny
Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil
by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015
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