Noah Patterson

A disgusting boy. Noah Patterson commonly growls unexpectedly and likes to burp a lot. They usually look like Hobbits and have an obsession with fingering they’re arseholes.

Girl: “Omg, did you see that Noah Patterson over there. It’s disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Jordan Patterson

the definition of absolute trash

“raccoons love digging in jordan patterson”

by 123shoes😛 January 2, 2022

Dirty Pantera

when someone suddenly starts morphing into garfield during anal

"You wont believe it but Bob really pulled a Dirty Pantera on me!!"

by 0o0o0o0okbb October 10, 2022

texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015

National Gramse-Patter-Dag

8. oktober.
En dag om året, hvor man har tilladelse og næsten er forpligtet til at gramse på bryster uden samtykke.

-Tog du lige på mine bryster!?
-Ja, det er national Gramse-Patter-Dag.
-Undskyld, bare fortsæt.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks)

There are many different continuation and reversal patterns to look out for when reading the stock charts. The electric chair pattern was best demonstrated on Saturday May 8th at 11:25pm and at 11:45pm est, when Dogecoin had a slow rise to .70 and sharp mass sell-off to .63, and disillusioned and irrational buyers kept buying the joke meme coin raising it back to .65, causing a chart pattern that mirrored the electric chair on the candle chart. The electric chair pattern subsequently repeated into May 9th at 12:14am, when the same event caused the joke coin to drop to .47. Not to be confused with the Double Death Slide pattern, demonstrated when failing brick and mortar company gamestop (GME) went from $347, then to $193, then back to $325 before sharply dropping to $90 between January 27th and February 2nd.

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks): MAJOR WOW! Did you see how dogecoin incels zoomers got owned during SNL when Elon Musk lowkey clowned them, and smart people sold all their dogecoin? It was a text book electric chair pattern, because they got executed!

by Nelson says Ha Ha! May 9, 2021

Josh ruben Patterson

A very sexy boy with a great sense of humor and is totally cool

Look it's Josh ruben Patterson he's so cool and smart!

by The true narrator April 15, 2022