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Paper Bear

An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!
Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!
by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022
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paper poke

My grandpa uses a paper poke to carry his groceries.
by April Mae November 15, 2017
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Wax Papered

When tag teaming a girl, during double penetration, the two males put a piece of wax paper between their balls to reduce friction and gayness.
Dude, Derek and I totally wax papered that hot girl from the bar last night!
by dooman June 7, 2013
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wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.
I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.
by Jonny Crapper August 8, 2007
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Senior Paper

A tool of which International High School teachers use to cause their students to experience temporary insanity
That Senior Paper got me a one way ticket to the Asylum
by Patient 24601 October 18, 2008
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paper anniversary

The one year anniversary of a relationship, so named because the relationship is "paper-solid", much like a diamond anniversary signifies that the relationship is unbreakable.
Today was my paper anniversary. MLIA
by spacer_ July 31, 2009
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white papers

Another catch phrase dreamed up by corporate America disguised as "providing information" but in reality it's just a label hiding a crappy product pitch. Belongs in the same category as "proactive", "team player" and "touch base".
I printed out some white papers from the internet today and used them to wipe my ass with.
by paddytakes May 30, 2005
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