Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

paper poke

Paper poke is a paper bag.

My grandpa uses a paper poke to carry his groceries.

by April Mae November 15, 2017

proper paper

proper paper mean certified documents that are legal in Alicai Harley's song proper paper she sings about being married to someone in the sense that they don't just all each other husband or wife but that they have certified stamped legal documents backing up there union.

I'm not worried bout those other women because our marriage is on proper paper

by chrissythequuen April 21, 2020

Paper Bear

An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!

Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!

by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022

Senior Paper

A tool of which International High School teachers use to cause their students to experience temporary insanity

That Senior Paper got me a one way ticket to the Asylum

by Patient 24601 October 18, 2008

paper anniversary

The one year anniversary of a relationship, so named because the relationship is "paper-solid", much like a diamond anniversary signifies that the relationship is unbreakable.

Today was my paper anniversary. MLIA

by spacer_ July 31, 2009

white papers

Another catch phrase dreamed up by corporate America disguised as "providing information" but in reality it's just a label hiding a crappy product pitch. Belongs in the same category as "proactive", "team player" and "touch base".

I printed out some white papers from the internet today and used them to wipe my ass with.

by paddytakes May 30, 2005