Table Pounder

A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.
Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.
by She_knows_it November 16, 2016
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pint pounder

Someone who loves a good pint (of beer). This person drinks pints often and quickly.
“That Michael is a real pint pounder ey? Ah but sure it’s his birthday, let the man drink! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL MC!!”
by thedumbbummblebee February 26, 2024
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Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.
Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.
by Tolonoman February 25, 2023
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Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid
My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.
by lards mccoy February 14, 2020
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Schlitz Pounder

Having missionary sex with your partner, stopping halfway to puke, then finishing the act. Then puking again afterward.
I need to eat after that Schlitz Pounder with Sarah.
by WKRP in Cincinnati October 05, 2009
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Pumpkin Pounder

The type of girl a bloke named Blake Cuthbert would go for.
Gee Cuth loves the gingers, what a Pumpkin Pounder!
by Latch.K December 13, 2021
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Pounder Baldridge

A EU slang for when a man puts on a Punch and Judy puppet show (with a beginning/middle/end) where the 3rd puppet is his erect penis, and he isn't allowed to cum until the end of the show.
by False Devil July 09, 2023
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