The periodic table version of porn, often selected over other ionic compounds because the two elements' symbols together create the compound PoRn, spelling porn.
Man 1: Hey man, did you catch that PoRn last night?
Man 2: Aw yeah, the atoms in the Polonium were so raw, and it went well with the gassy Radon.
Man 1: Polonium Radon is the best!
Man 2: Aw yeah, the atoms in the Polonium were so raw, and it went well with the gassy Radon.
Man 1: Polonium Radon is the best!
by Horny and Porny October 24, 2017
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After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.
by GusII December 9, 2009
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Get the Frosted tip polor bear mug.Chilean word for boyfriend ('novio' in other Spanish-speaking countries, but in Chile 'novio' means fiance)
Also a verb, 'pololear', which means to go out with someone
Also a verb, 'pololear', which means to go out with someone
by JCdizzystar September 16, 2008
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Duncan: "I don't know about you, Jason, but I feel like a polop today. I've got this weird feeling I'm going to be chased today--"
Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"
Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"
Jason: "Oh shit, dude! There's Gene Hacman now and Tracy Chapman, who's totally shreddin' the gnar-gnar, right now! Better get strapped into your race car set right-quick, brosef!"
Duncan: "Dude, gotta run, my man! Super stoked to be an ol' fashioned polop today, though! Catcha later, bro!"
by Squirrelman-J March 30, 2008
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"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"
George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"
George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"
by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009
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