plumper

A plumper is a fat woman. If you don't look at her huge disgusting saggy stomach hanging down over the hips, you might even fancy her, but only cos she's got really big tits.

The plumper looked ok from the tits up, but the sight of her huge disgusting stomach made me feel physically ill.

by Juan Kerr January 12, 2005

plumpers

a website where morbidly obese women show there FUPA's to fat men who eat nothing but mediocre steaks and twice baked potatoes. The fat man who denies ever visting this website cant find his own penis because he is so fat.

Jon denies visiting the plumpers website.

by G-Men December 27, 2006

Plummer

A word commonly used to describe douche bags/homos/pedos. A plummer, as opposed to plumber, means that instead of cleaning the pipes and crevices of houses, cleans the pipes and crevices of fat hairy boys or young underaged girls.

Kid one: That kid fucked my sister and my dad!
Kid two: WOW what a plummer!

by The Anti-Douche February 17, 2010

plumer

to think and/or behave like a man with incredibly large testicles or no brains

"Man, that dude who live on the corner, you know, the one always on crack, man, he be straight-up plumer, you know what I'm saying?"

by Thomas Wheatley May 30, 2006

Plumper

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.

She'll give everyone a plumper if you give her enough drinks.

by Star Fish September 24, 2005

plumper

A person who prefers to fuck fat chicks.

John really gets into fat chicks. What a fucking plumper.

by ziptied April 1, 2003

Pumber

The act of giving a girl an orgasm using your hand above clothing

Boyfriend: "Do you want me to give you a pumber?"

by Pumkip August 3, 2016