Peyton

In most cases, you'll either find a football player or some liberal who screams "black lives matter". Alas, this Peyton is a woman who will make your heart melt when you lay your eyes upon her. She's a brunette, but insists she dyes her hair the same shade of dislike red as Rick Perry's "Strong" campaign ad from 2012. She is ever so nice, and she is never one to look horrible, no matter how many cup's of custard she may have from Rita's Italian Ice, or how many pairs of sweatpants she has. She never holds a grudge, and she always knows how to make you day better. Take her to Hoagiefest in Allentown PA and she's yours forever. Buy her an enormous amount food from the dollar store, she'll love you forever. All that food does seem nice, but what seals the deal is your hoodie. Give her your most valued hoodie, and she will love you to death. Peyton's are a rarity these days among these "Musical.ly" fuckgirls and townie whores. Peytons are strongwilled, but will ask for your help if she needs it. She will make you laugh to your heart's content. If you find someone like this, ask her if her name is Peyton, nine times out of eight, it is.

One time, Peyton and I had a deep discussion about my past in particular. I opened up about the emotional and mental abuse my ex-girlfriend put me through, and she kept my head up, despite her being almost a foot shorter than I am, and she said that she would never do that to me, and for once I believed her.

by HawkFrost48353 June 12, 2018

Peyton

Alternative word for a Python, especially a venomous one.

Look at that Peyton over there, it’s slithering over here.

by Soo.oo2 June 13, 2022

Peyton

Peyton Is an amazing beautiful person. She often thinks shes ugly but shes not. Shes the kind of girl who will jump in a pool naked to save you if your drowning. She deals with many issues with depression but will try to be there for you if you need her. Shes the girl that will skip on a date for a hangout at McDonalds. Everybody needs a Peyton because she will be the most amazing friend ever if you treat her right.

I FAWKING LOVE YOU PEYTON.

I miss Peyton!!!!!!!

by Peytons bestfrann/sister October 18, 2019

Peyton

Arrogant leader-type that acts like a complete bafoon when in public with friends but can be serious when need be. Often athletic a “Peyton” will be proud of their achievements and show it off in the only way he knows how, shirtless. A Peyton can help aspire his peers to preform to their best and have a good journey while telling others to go fuck themselves at the same time. A Peyton is known for not having the best track record with the common folk and the opposite sex but often shows improvement year after year. A “Peyton” loves to start fresh in life and with new relationships while supporting and helping those who stayed with him for the long haul.

Girl 1; “there goes that asshole Peyton again”
Girl 2; “why does he act like a literal child”
Girl 3; “yeah, he needs to grow up”
Now the mens side
Guy 1; “man, there goes Peyton again”
Guy 2; “damn, he really improved from the last time he did that”
Guy 3; “yeah, he really shows me what true detection looks like”

by Wsa1007 June 24, 2022

Peyton

The sweetest girl alive. She is the most trustworthy person you will ever met. She can keep a secret for years and years. She is hands down the most caring girl you can imagine. But if you get on her bad side. You will regret it. Don’t ever upset a Peyton. She will make sure you get was you deserve. Peytons tend to be smart, athletic, fit and beautiful. She is very emotional tho and she will often cry for no reason. And when she is sad she will always fake a smile. Luckily her best friend always notices. She is loving and will always fight for you. Never ever loose her.

Harry: oh my god.. who was that. She must have been the prettiest girl alive

Jaime: that’s my pest friend Peyton

by Joemamma’s daddy October 19, 2019

Peyton

Peyton is a guy who you can get to know easily. He may sometimes act gay but he is straight asf. He likes to mess around and feels unstoppable.

Person, ¨did you hear about Peyton?¨

by CBrCB June 01, 2022

Peyton

An ugly bitch who will constantly make fun of you for not having something thats on brand and an ugly bitch who takes your best friend and gets pissed off when your bsf chooses you!!! And that is on !!!!!!!PERIODT SIS!!!!!!!!

girl 1 Babe that girl is such a peyton shes trying to steal Olivia from me

boy 1 What let me go talk to her quick ill be back
girl 1 okay
girl 2 (peyton) hey hottie
boy 1 sup cutie wanna go out on a date sometime

girl 2 of course tonight @ 8
boy 1 of course
girl 1 babe wanna go on a date tonight @ 8

boy 1 of course! luv ya boo
girl 1 luv ya to boo!

by Ugly apple September 30, 2020