Ghost Period

When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.

"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."

by Anon A. Miss April 26, 2013

periodnoid

When women are on their period and get angry by every single thing.

Gabriel: Shit, Vivian really is on her period!
Erick: Yeah dude! She's periodnoid!

by Erick Gastelum January 14, 2008

Period

Blood coming out of a vagina

She got her period while she was wearing white pants.

by Dang-flabbit-Mom August 27, 2013

Period

A period is the reason you hear more stories of men getting caught with murder we know how to get blood off of things

I on my period time to remove blood from my clothes ‘yay’

by Potter head August 5, 2018

period

God's monthly torture towards women for Eve's mistake

I'm on my period, don't fuck with me!

by boredusachick November 27, 2004

period

The time of the month when female hormones wage a bloody battle against said female. An unfertilized egg that had sauntered down from the ovaries through the falliopian tubes and been stood up by its date, sperm, and the lining of the uterus become the refugees of the battle, and flee through the vagina, and on to the poor female's panties. Sometimes though, the female loses her war-ravaged mind, and thinking she can stop the misery, shoves a wad of cotton up her twat. This, like many peace-keeping efforts, fails frequently.

It was a period of strife.

by Sabine Monster June 11, 2006

Period bush

The bush a woman grows while on her period, because there's no point in shaving until it's over.

When he felt her period bush, he knew she wouldn't be dtf for another day or two.

by MishyTheFishy May 16, 2011