Pedophile

An adult that is sexually attracted to kids under the age of consent

"A Pedophile is Someone who likes touching little boys and girls, elephants, and faces." - Mr. Goodman, Bowser Junior's 1st Grade Part 3, SML

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Pedophile

If you think you are one, you are not

Pedophile-ocd is the leading cause of suicidal thoughts in teenage/younger men.

by Hello-553669 April 27, 2025

Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.

I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

by dadydonald May 22, 2024

Pedophile

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is a pedophile.

by justanotherblole May 3, 2022

Pedophile Clan

A group of child molesting hackers within Canada that can seen censoring content creators and streamers by dumping money into gold and socially engineering institutions into censoring them, these child molesting hackers can be seen in hundreds of videos on youtube across numerous channels, these child molesting hackers that have been embezzling funds out of the Canadian dollar for the gold backed ruble have still not been charged to date

I heard about the Liberal Hivemind getting targetted by the pedophile clan, they literally wont play 2 videos of his in a row, its unfortunate that Canada has been seen defending these child molesting losers hacking people

by TheAnalBeadUser August 27, 2025