Fred Patterson

The most amazing person in the world

Fred Patterson

by derfnosrettap February 22, 2012

pussy patty

A pussy so tore up it looks like a hamberger Patty.

I took her home, peeled off her pants...and gagged...that slut had a Pussy Patty between her legs!

by DESOLATION April 3, 2015

peppermint patty

The lesbionic woman friend of Charlie Brown. Lover of Marcie. She who rolls in green flanell and birkenstocks.

Peppermint Patty is totally gay. Marcie calls her sir and she rolls in birkanstocks.

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

pattoning

The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.

Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."

Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"

by Dave Bishop June 17, 2011

Patty

A sweet, caring person who has an extreme love for animals, family and God. Takes work very seriously, probably an entrepreneur.

Wow - that woman is such a Patty! I don't know how she does it all.

by caberenee February 2, 2010

patty cake

A hand game played as kids. A pelvic game played as adults.

"Patty cake, Patty cake baking a kid." Although if serious skin slapping is taking place no one is singing a tune.

by letmegetinurbelly July 1, 2011

patty smack

its when you take 2 un cooked meat patties, and smack Someone with them, which results in a nice sound.

smacker-- SMACK
smackee---ow dude, u just patty smacked me good.

by Lkizzle April 21, 2006