Parker 

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl, even if she may not come across such at times. She also doesn't know just how special she is to those around her. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but in due time she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you like, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. She will also listen to your problems and try to help. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker.

Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.

Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Parker."
Person 1: "She amazing."

Parker by Parsbiggestfan420 May 31, 2024

Parker 

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but In due time, she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She also doesn't know how special she is. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you liked, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. Sometimes if you see her, you want to drop everything your doing at the moment to spend time with her. She just has a special charm that nobody else really has. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker. People don't know just how special a Parker is until she opens up, you just need to give her that time. Parker's are usually very good at self improvement, which will most likely rub off on others she's friends with. She is also modest.

Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "That's Parker."
Person 1: "Oh then she must be amazing by default."

Parker by Parsbiggestfan420 June 5, 2024

Parker

A smart, funny, intelligent guy who absolutely loves sports. He can pull any girl he wants especially if their name ends in a A or S. He is usually a short dweeb but his personality makes up for the height of two things. Most of the time its the girl who dumps him even if its not your fault. He is loyal to all of his friends even if they annoy him sometimes. He is an adventurous fella who loves to camp and go to his camping. His smarts all come in the form of sports or math. In sports he always knows what is happening even if they are losing by 100 points. His main sports are Baseball, Hockey, and Ultimate. His fun witty jokes are absolutely deathly to teachers but to the kids it is literally like Jimmy Kimmel. He loves all of his family and hopes that one day he will be able to expand it. Parker is a lovely man who will do anything for love and his family.

Person1: Do you see Parker.
Person2: Yeah I'm going to try and pull him.
Person 1: He is a sweet heart.
Person2: Yeah, that's why.

Parker by Pooker da Duke May 6, 2026

parker 

Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day

i know this gypsy Parker who's defo a rent boy and a alcoholic

parker by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024

Parker 

The sweetest and funniest girl you will ever meet when you first get to know her she is very shy and doesn't say much but once she trust you oh your in she is the most genuine person i have never met so loyal, gentle, sweet and funny all the same time truly a one in a million girl her she was the only one who ever treated me right. Her true sense of humor is like nothing ive ever seen before if you get the chance to truly know her don't waste it because you will regret it.
Parker if you ever see this just know i wrote it about you ill always regret treating you the way i did and making you leave me i love you.

I miss you parker

Parker by YkimisSouy July 2, 2025

parker

the definition of parker is that he is a obedient boy loving pride boy who wants to be dominated #gaypride

hey parker how are you

parker by parkers_husband2308720934 December 4, 2025

Parker

guy with a huge dick and balls but severely depressed

Person 1 “yeah me and parker fucked last night “

Person 2 “ ahh so your just gonna stand today then?”

Person 1 “yeah, but after he came he kicked me out and started balling his eyes out”

Parker by parker268164 December 5, 2025