Panic! at The Disco

Just know this: If someone says its a band, all the Emos in the world will cry.

Person: Have you ever heard of the band 'Panic! at The Disco
Me: *cri cri* No! I haven't...

by SuckyExcuse April 18, 2018

panic siege

A counterpart to a panic attack - instead of a brief assault on one's nerves, this is a constant, low-key wearing-down of one's mental health.

I haven't been sleeping well since the quarantine began, I've just too restless. It's been a real panic siege situation.

by BradRoar April 23, 2020

Panic! At The Disco

A real fan vs a fake fan:

Real fans:

Don’t judge people based on how many songs they know or how long they’ve been a fan

Are happy when they see that P!ATD gets a new fan, meaning the fan base is increasing.

Knows at LEAST 3 song names and a song by heart (not necessary though)

Fake fans:

Knows only one song and calls themselves “#1 fan”

Only likes Panic! At The Disco for one song

Example of both:
(#1 = fan. #2 = fake fan. #3 = medium.)

#2: OMG I LOOOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO
#3: cool. What’s your favorite song?
#2: High Hopes.

#1: Mine’s Northern Downpour
#2: wat’s that
#3: Is it Pretty. Odd?
#1: Yes, it is.
#3: Oh I’m not crazy about Pretty. Odd. I kinda enjoy a mixture of all of them. A little Pray For the Wicked, a lot of Death of a Bachelor, a tad bit of A Fever You Can’t Sweat out, etc.
#2: what’s that? are those other bands?
#3: They’re all albums.
#2: oh HAHAHA I totally knew that HAHA

#1: well what’s your top 3 songs?
#3: My fav is The Ballad of Mona Lisa, then House of Memories, then either Vegas Lights or Hallelujah.
#1: nice. What about you, “#2”
#2: high hopes. dat’s it. the others are bad
#3: ...
#1: sure. If you want, you can go on Spotify and search up, “This Is Panic! At The Disco” They have a lot of good songs on them you can try to learn.
#2: I don’t need that!

Soph: I LOVE Panic! At The Disco! My fav song is LA Devotee
Cath: Oh. You like Death of a Bachelor?
Soph: nah the song’s too slow
Cath: I was talking about the album...

by Lyzamar5305 February 12, 2019

Panic! At The Disco

The only band worth listening to

Panic! At The Disco is the only good band

by Beevo fan October 29, 2018

panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.

You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.

by Rear Naked Woke November 17, 2018

panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.

Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn

by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020

Brown Panic

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

by YouLooked December 2, 2014