Midnight Auto Parts

A term used back in the day to go steal parts of cars at night of course

Jerry; i need a muffler for my 99 toyota
John ; Looks like you got to go to Midnight Auto parts

by Tarvish April 9, 2020

shit-ass pants

The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.

Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.

Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants

by JBJ69 May 17, 2020

peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

No pants shuffle

Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.

I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.

by Moogilator and Berzerker May 16, 2006

owes me a new pair of pants

a phrase refering to a girl being so hot that you blew your load just looking at her.

damn that girl looks so right she owes me a new pair of pants.

by george January 20, 2005