orgasmic remorse

When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.

Donnie took a personal day off today, he suffers from Orgasmic Remorse

by hilda50 December 14, 2013

Floppy orgasms

Cuming when you dont have a hard-on.

Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum

by DeadMan Inc April 3, 2005

orgasm hangover

Also known as a 'dick hangover'. The warm, gooey, slightly ticklish sensation that lingers after busting a nut. The penis remains sensitive as the last few drops of jizz crawl through the urethra.

"Tom: I've got a heck of an orgasm hangover."
"Harry: Just pee it out."

by Dirt Werker January 16, 2009

culinary orgasm

A food item or meal so delicious, words alone cannot describe them. You are said to have a culinary orgasm when you can do nothing but sit back in awe at the taste.

Damn man, that buffalo chicken sandwich was a culinary orgasm.

by Makata May 7, 2004

musical orgasm

When music is so epic that you either get a serious adrenaline rush or feel perfection.
If music gives you a literal orgasm though, you're fucked up.

Dude, have you heard Parabola by Tool? I guarantee you the best fucking musical orgasm EVER.

by Cuttlefish and Asparagus July 26, 2011

Confused Orgasm

When your last moments of self-created ecstasy get fucked up because you can't decide which infatuation to jack off too in the brainmelt. Commonly occurs with multiple loves\crushes\etc.

I had a confused orgasm last night. Couldn't decide between Kaitlyn and Catalina.

by disheveled_homosexual June 18, 2010

Orgasm Shiver

When you see or think of someone you like and you get that SHOCK shivery feeling up your rib cage. Like butterflies in your stomach, but more sexual.

Girl 1: Look, there's Damon.
Girl 2: Oooh! Just got an Orgasm Shiver!

by VioletVisions September 1, 2010