Mad Wood

Getting a raging boner from drawing at least 4 lumber cards in the board game "The Settlers of Catan".

Roman got mad wood on the last turn.

by Thunderhawk6630 March 7, 2015

wood is good

this is a remark usually admiring a dudes junk

WOAH DUDE! that wood is good

by LionZozo December 29, 2016

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

Cord wooding

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked

Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.

by JonnyD5853 June 2, 2015

ricky wood

When you are superior to all human

A weed addiction is definite when transferring to ricky wood level

You gain the ability to make bitches fall to your knees from the alpha male status you gain

Other names for this level is ‘mufasa the geezer”

I have surpassed the god level to Ricky wood level

by Fassymaster4346 November 4, 2020

Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.

Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.

by gerierection December 8, 2011

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016