Son of a bench
by Gretchen's Wiener June 15, 2020

by Husky Boy June 8, 2020

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.
by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.
I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021

Bench is a series of events that happens when a boy and a girl go to the morrin maze green area and do the dirty
by asian_uncle_mal June 14, 2025

The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.
But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!
by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022
