Octopussy

1. An octopus pussy
2. A term that is used to describe a woman, who (mostly after an one-night-stand) doesn't want to break contact and tries to lure you in a relationship while being clingy

Matt: Saw you leaving the party with a hot chick yesterday. How was ist?

Patt: Pretty good, except for the fact, that she now sees more in it than an one-night-stand. Always be calling me, it drives me crazy!

Matt: So a full-on octopussy, huh?

by ThisChick(en) June 29, 2022

octopussy

no one's own idea

I rote a octopussy draft in reverse from the beginning

by anonymous October 1, 2023

octopussy

a poor octopussy with 8 legs but 0 bitches.

OI OCTOPUSSY YOU SCARED OR SMTH?

by owlslife October 28, 2023

Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

octopussing

getting a live octopus and allowing the tentacles to enter any of your holes, can be done by man or woman

'i was octopussed last night, it went up my bum.' can be pronounced octopussed, octopussing and octopussy, man or woman can partake in this activity.

by fredkandjlb January 7, 2026

Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus

Bro i got doctor octopused last night

by Plaanz August 25, 2021

The Octopussian Tar Wobbler

When 8 grown men insert their penis inside of 1 women’s vagina while bathing in tar and using dead octopus in a homosexual manner with each other.

“My family partook in the act of The Octopussian tar wobbler while I was absent from town. Really wish I could’ve joined in”

by HerpesWarrior July 31, 2025