Own goal

A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.

Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."

by TheACM September 5, 2015

word owned

being owned or pwnd by a phone typing programmable dictionary such as t9word or iTap. Typing one thing but meaning another.

"Dude my phone totally word owned me today."
"I totally lost that chick, because my phone word owned me."

An Example:
You're so BOOK! (WORD OWNED)
Intended Message: You're so COOL!

by DiBars February 4, 2009

own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 4, 2004

base-own

in Halo, to continuously kill the opposition at their own base as they mercifully try to respawn

I like to base-own noobs in CTF.

by -T 1 T @ N- April 3, 2004

pa owned!

or however you say that...

Strong Bad: PA OWNED!....or however you say that..

by ThunderCougarFalconBird April 5, 2008

Previously Owned

A derogative title given when a person is killed twice by the same opponent in any sort of Deathmatch or Fast Paced Game. Can be spelt in the manner given or modified with any number of l33t substitutions.

j00 jus bin Prevoiusly Owned, n00b

p33ps kant Previously pwn3d me

I > Pr3\/0151Y 0wnz0r3c| N|_|bbington

by Eric Alexander November 20, 2003

ZOMG OWNED!

The best strategy game out there.

Ever.

Better than WoW!

EVER

Player: Dude, lets play some Warcraft!

Normal person: You mean World of warcraft? No!

Player: Lol, not WoW, Warcraft 3, the best game ever! ZOMG OWNED!

by Behindyou1o1 March 8, 2009