de-ovarize

the female version of castration.

After his girlfriend shaved his head in the middle of the night, he threatened to de-ovarize her.

by braineatss January 9, 2008

Ovaryacting

To act upon the impulse of one's ovaries.

"Yeah, my girlfriend saw me hangin' out with my friends Jess and Kris and she totally ovaryacted!"

"Yeah, it's totally that time of the month so she has been ovaryacting a lot!"

by Fishbot22 May 3, 2010

standing ovation

when a man has sex with a girl while standing up by fucking her in the ass, fingering her, feeling her breasts, and making out with her.

John liked Jane so much he gave her a standing ovation.

A standing ovation is a great way to let a girl know that you like her.

by physics nerds '12 October 9, 2009

standing ovation

when you take a shit that's so big it sticks out of the toilet bowl water.

after eating at that mexican restaurant i went into their bathroom and gave a standing ovation- too bad i can never go back there again.

by Mikey Lancaster April 21, 2007

Standing Ovation

When a girl with "Butterfly Wings" stands up after sex and jumps up and down making her pussy sound like someone is clapping!

When Andrea got done fucking Jeremy she stood up after and gave him a "Standing Ovation"!

by DiZzY dOn December 22, 2007

Ovary Punch

A slang term for the pill. Because the pill will "punch" the ovaries so they no longer work

I don't use condoms, I just use the old ovary punch.

by dhog989 January 5, 2009

ovarytation

the process in which having sex with a dead corpse in a graveyard.. when suddenly your pleasure is ended by a bald midget jumping on the corpse's stomach which causes the organs to stick out of the body in such a fashion that it surrounds your blicky and you have to escape to the donut shop be4 u get harrased by a ghetto-queen

i was having some nice ovarytation in my dreams when my wife ripped a huge fart and shook the bed.. damn i hate how my horny wife wakes me up when she wants me to broof her!

by the parsh February 2, 2003