toilet table

The worst table in a restaurant, usually next to the toilet door.

"I can't believe we booked my birthday dinner six months ahead and still got given the toilet table!"

by THETOILETTABLE July 11, 2016

table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table

Wow that is some gnarly table chicken

by kikilindy December 29, 2022

Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1

Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked

by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022

Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010

THICCCC tables

A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.

Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis

by I$eat$vsco$girls$every$day September 23, 2019

Table Olympics

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.

There goes Chase running across those tables.
Oh Shit he broke one!
He really loves the Table Olympics!

by The_IraVoid November 21, 2016

vagina table

1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina

1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay

by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014