Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.

My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.

by KayKay4 January 14, 2018

Flavor

The type of soap or conditioner one uses.

"Yo Stacey, what kinda flavor do you use? The smell of your hair be fire!"

by Whyshifty February 16, 2023

flavor blasting

when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)

“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”

by skymshea August 26, 2021

Flavor Blaster

A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner

Their is nothing that matches a night with a Flavor Blaster, Damn was it messy...

by TimsterThePimpster June 19, 2018

Flavor Compartment

A chamber for holding flavoring agents.

I put the flavor compartment into my bottle and it made the water taste like fruit punch

by Heem The Godfather March 12, 2025

flavor clot

When everything you drink that normally tastes good ends up tasting weird.

Great, I guess I have a flavor clot now because this soda tastes like seltzer water!

by GrainTrain February 09, 2018