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Cart Blocked

Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.
Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.
by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010
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Nom-block

To block one's nom.

When a buddy refuses you a bite of whatever they're eating.
Man A - Dude, can I have a bite of your sandwich?

Man B - No.

Man A - Arrr man. Nom-blocked.
by TomJ-witz April 14, 2010
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gamer's block

a condition in which a gamer longs to play a game, but upon sitting at their set up they find themselves staring at the only the screen. They look through their available games, lusting for something to engage in, but ultimately find nothing. They are stuck hopelessly fishing in the vast ocean of content, unable to make a catch. The curse of the gamer, if you will.
"I've been sifting through my games for the past thirty minutes and haven't opened a single application. Guess I'm going through some gamer's block."

"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."
by byeahbyeah May 26, 2020
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Cluck block

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"
by LemonLion October 31, 2013
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nutt blocked

when a girl is giving a guy head and pleasuring him to the point where he cannot control himself and is not paying attention to his pleasuring of the girl. once busting a nutt is finished while she is pissed off and still very horny in need of an orgasm
hey gurl, yeah last night when me and boo was messing around i got nutt blocked again piss me off
by t0tianna July 27, 2010
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Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.
Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox
by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011
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Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.
Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!
by Angry Larry September 19, 2017
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