retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

by Wespen May 21, 2016

Dead Baller

Dead Baller- Someone who is bad at football

'Edmund is a dead baller for sure'

by A cold baller November 16, 2021

Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

Epic Baller

Another way to say you dunked on someone. To destroy someone or wreck them in any manner.

Epic Baller on Sarah.

by epicballer September 29, 2021

baller body

someone who is a hoe or thot

man I heard stef a baller body

by h3yp3ople July 20, 2021

baller ayanna

someone who knows how to ball ish and has a man named deondrae ad they r so cute she has curly hair

baller ayanna is always balling

by a somone November 9, 2017

Briskey Baller

Fondling balls under a kilt.

I threw the table over when I saw her briskey ball my husband. I hate that Briskey Baller!!

by Danyl1981 November 16, 2019