Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003

near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

by Paul Ramsden June 21, 2005

mary of nazareth

Elementary and Middle School (grades k-8). Best school ever. Catholic school that was just like a public school...besides the uniforms. Sucked at sports but who cares. Class of 07 all day.

"where did you go to school?"
"mary of nazareth, duhhh"

by airtran31 January 5, 2012

Nefarious

The act of getting raged easilly, a person who is scared of everything and anything and easilly gets raged

Guy: Hey jacob your a noob
Jacob: OMG NO IM NOT BRB CRYING
Guy: LOL UR A NEFARIOUS

by bogey3 July 5, 2009

nazario

A boy with a girlish behavior who love to cuss like a girl

Hey tommy here comes nazario

by Rl.com April 22, 2018

Near-Blackout Drunk

When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.

Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.

by surganyolo October 1, 2012

river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river

Ottawa is river near to Quebec

by Simon Pawlowski May 16, 2006