Nelson

A situation whereby an individual performs an act that is consider stingy or selfish. The individual is reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. It is also commonly used when referring to a male who is seen as a sleeze.

“Hey man, you didn’t put in for the cab ride, you’re such a Nelson.”

by Mr. Cannot February 6, 2010

Nelson

another word for the acctual asshole.

I'm gunna but my willie in your nelson!

by THE_Orange_zilla November 3, 2010

nelson mandela

The hippocritical former leader of the ANC who tore down the Apartieds in South Africa, replacing it with a black supremency goverment instead, which has now recently seen surges in violence, corruption, AIDS, theft, and rape. Racist against white people, also loves to side with none white groups people and goverments to verbally attack either the USA(white)or Isreal(White Jews), which normally has him allying with repressive gov'ts. Claims to support Democracy, but was against giving Iraq a democratic gov't.

Nelson Mandela called Castro a "man of the people" because people were "cheering" for Castro at a Parade.
Attacks the US, saying
(direct quote)If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. Forgetting things like you know, the Holocoust or Tianaman Square.
Complains that a fully-functioning, democratic nation of Israel has Nuclear Weapons.

by discreet_1814 June 5, 2007

Trick Nelson

When a man is having sex with his female partner and tells her he can't come so he wants to quit for the night, he then pulls out and tears the condom off and shoves his penis back in her vagina and blows his load inside her.

The condom was in fine condition, but he pulled the Trick Nelson on me and knocked me up.

by R5i5e5d M February 27, 2009

nelson rocks

oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.

Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.

Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.

by vanitha is an ass December 18, 2004

Nelson

A small boy who is also a player.he can be sweet but he is actually a donkey.he will try to hang out with the popular people just so he can be cool. Treats people like they are a nobody and does care about other people exept him

Girl1:hey i saw a kid hanging out with the popular people and they didn't even know him
Girl2:yeah he is such a nelson

by Stitchlove October 29, 2014

Not enough nelsons

A sweet family, who will always be there for their fans. A family who saved a lot of people.
A family of 19, who made so much people smile and made days better!

I love not enough nelsons

by I love the Nelsons December 9, 2020