Neard

A gross gathering of hair under or on a boys face he claims to be a beard.

Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin

by Dickye Downs January 9, 2019

Neha

Another name for a frog.

I saw neha in the pond today.

by Madfrogneha24 November 23, 2021

Near death hottie

A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.

That near death hottie over there is banging.

by near death hottie October 31, 2010

Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.

Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.

by Mandizi May 25, 2010

Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009

Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003

near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.

Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.

by Paul Ramsden June 21, 2005