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Neard

A gross gathering of hair under or on a boys face he claims to be a beard.
Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin
by Dickye Downs January 9, 2019
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Neha

by Madfrogneha24 November 23, 2021
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Near death hottie

A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.
That near death hottie over there is banging.
by near death hottie October 31, 2010
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Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.
Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.
by Mandizi May 25, 2010
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Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.
Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.
by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003
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near miss

Someone that is so close to being a spa.
Ali is a dense fucker. Man, he must have been a near miss.
by Paul Ramsden June 21, 2005
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