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number five 

when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.
dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.
number five by ytyyt67 August 6, 2007

Number one gun! 

Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit
Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!
Number one gun! by Huntehhhhh1 April 24, 2008

number nine with extra dip 

The fat motherfucker big smoke once ate once of these he die on the toilet
A number nine with extra dip

Number three 

When you throw up so hard that you vomit your digested shit
That stomach bug have me number three, not fun
Number three by Exumist October 15, 2019

Number 5 

To masturbate whilst having your fingers up your anal passage.
I just came back from doing a Number 5!" "I don't think we should be friends...
Number 5 by Fentna04 June 11, 2010

number 1's

Your most top clothes. The clothes you would wear to a ball, fancy dinner, job interview, etc..
Kent: Scatman, see your wearing your number 1's eh,

Scatman: Yeah, been trying to get a job as a hydraulics engineer

Kent: Sounds serious, you wanna get high?

Scatman: Yeah
number 1's by Kbud November 27, 2007