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when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.
dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.
by ytyyt67 July 26, 2007
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