Douche Mutant

A less serious situation insult. Derived from the more common
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.

Kudos to mike for thinking of it.

Mike: "Hey, Anel, did you tell my mom she looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."

by anelhxcmsi October 9, 2008

laced mutton

A vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. This phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in classic literature and especially in Golden Age British mysteries.

Check out that noxious old heifer -- laced mutton of The First Water.

by The Grottomaster November 27, 2011

mutton-head

putrid, rotting meat with a malevolent presence on a stick/head

alla eats mutton-heads for dinner

by kajennifer August 6, 2004

Mutant

1. Term to describe Chris Carpio for his freakish 0wN4g3 skills in CS and Unreal Tournament.

1. Release the mutant!

by The OC November 1, 2004

mutorcs

the number one ny urban professional league basketball team founded by the god father and the x factor.

Did you see those mutorcs in action last night?

by thebigticket September 28, 2007

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006

mutant brownie

a nasty old piece of shit that has mutated and now lives when it droppes out of your ass its not mr hankey its like the shit version of chuckie then i eats you by starting to chew on your ass until you are a skeleton sitting on the toilet then i goes on rampaging

Cartman: someone's baking brownies.

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004