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Buff the Musket 

Yet another euphemism for (male) masturbation.
"I buff the musket almost daily."
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The most trustworthy person you can ever find . She will keep your secrets to herself and be loyal to you .She can never say no to anybody unless it’s the person she dislikes . Once she falls for you , she’ll do anything to have you . And most importantly she’s married to Park Jimin , the most handsome person on this universe .
“Isn’t that Park Jimins wife , Muskan ?”
Muskan by berrycherrybee May 31, 2018
Lean defined muscles as the result of hard labour, as opposed to the the larger "pumped up" muscular look which results from going to the gym or intense body building.
Jimmy the carpenter has some intense muskles.
Muskles by bkde June 18, 2011

Muskrat's Nest

A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.
Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!

Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!

Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
That girl is so muskan
Muskan by Jaze Batman April 3, 2017

Muskox Butt 

Describes the rear end of the largest unattractive female(s) in the office. They often travel in packs.
That accounting intern has a muskox butt. Stay back when she turns around or you may get a temporary but unfortunate beard.