mushrooms

red with white spots, good for leveling up

mario leveled up when he ate the mushrooms

by life is an std September 6, 2010

mushroom smack

Smacking one's penis off one's girlfriend's body.

I'm gonna mushroom smack you, you fag!

by hobnob August 11, 2003

Mushroom head

A mushroom head is the head of your penis. It is the cap like part of a penis and usually is the thickest part of a penis. Mushroom heads are similar in looks to a mushroom so that's why we call the head a mushroom head.

Lorenzo: I heard you got a blowjob from Chris
Samer: No he was just biting my mushroom head

by SEXYCHIPMUNK June 2, 2016

Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce

When you drop a Cleveland Steamer on your significant other's chest, and she wakes up in the middle of the night, sees it, and vomits on it.

"Oh my God, dude, I Cleveland Steamered my woman last night, and she suddenly woke up, and made some Beef Tips with Mushroom Sauce. Fucked up, man, seriously."

by Rabbit Man Bear April 25, 2009

shit-talking mushroom

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

Mushroom Stamp

An imaginary outline left by slapping one’s magnum dong against the face of another.

If you gave Lady Gaga a mushroom stamp, you'd be using your dong to poker face.

by Rationalize October 3, 2011

mushrooms

A hallucinogen that is seldom understood. The trip, for most people includes a dumbfounded experience followed by laughter, and then a come down off of the hights of the highest high. Is taken by shamans and apparently by kids who like to write defonitions. See (fungi)

1)Wow I thought those shrooms were cool and neat. Id like to get such visuals again sometime.
2) wow, mushrooms are totally unique, and influential as well as thought provolking and ego-dissolving, not to mention the other.

by goffish October 4, 2005