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fudge mule

During a threesome, when a penis is inserted into one anus and re-appears covered in fecal matter, if the penis-wielder doesn't have the decency to clean said appendage before plunging it into either a mouth, anus, or a vagina, they are known form then on as a "Fudge Mule."
Did you see Michelle fudge mule Jessica with that strap-on when she pulled out of Eric's pegged-ass? Not cool...
by Scrypt August 23, 2018
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The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.
Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.
by The deplorables July 27, 2022
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Mule-tilated

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system
I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis
by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005
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heat mule

Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.
El Cielo is a good place to get hunted by the heat mule.
by Shacklyn Knight April 5, 2004
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Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
by misterburns1 August 6, 2008
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Conversation Mule

When you are someone who passes messages between two people who are not talking.
I'm passing on messages from Helena to Poppy, they arent talking to each other. I'm their conversation mule.
by Rainbowpop010 August 10, 2020
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Mexican Mule

A derogatory term for a person who swallows condoms filled with ejaculate in order to hide them from detection while traveling.
Brian suddenly became sick to his stomach upon arrival in Mexico. He was rushed to the ER where it was discovered he was working as a Mexican Mule.
by Mr413 January 25, 2023
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