The Moose Jaw

The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.

Captain delton said to his friends, "the first mate and I gave her the moose jaw last night."

by delton1010 October 6, 2010

bull moose

A drinking game. Those who are initiated into the bull moose club have to only drink with their left hands. If you are caught with a drink in your right hand, and someone who is also initiated into the bull moose club yells "BULL MOOSE" you are required to down the rest of your beverage.

To be initiated into the club, a bull moose member must fill you in on the rules above, and then you have to chug a beer to pay your respective "dues."

Two guys are at a kegger. Both have been in the bull moose club for years. One of them forgets and holds his drink in his right hand. Other guy says "bull moose bitch!". "Fuck now i have to finish the rest of my beer." the other responds.

by B. Crouse August 15, 2006

Moose Head

Same action as road head, but instead of the driver getting pleasured their co-pilot, or passenger, gets to receive some scrumptious head from the backseat slut.

While Shane was driving to the river, Kiki leaned over and gave Spencer some moose head.

by BearClaw91 August 12, 2009

Bed moose

Canadian version of bed bugs.

Generally not a good idea to use around people who are not aware of its meaning, as we all know nothing is as funny if you have to explain it.

Mother: Good night, Stephen, don't let the bed moose bite.

by M_J_Forster March 25, 2007

Moose-alicous

Someone wonderful,witty and well endowed.Good for behind doors activities..............

Babes youre moose-alicous!Shake it!

by mushroom April 29, 2003

seal moose

a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.

"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."

by Elephant seal February 10, 2017

golden moose

While a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make 'moose antlers'. Before he finishes, a group of Chris Farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.

"Good thing I had my thumbs in my ears during that Golden Moose. That one Chris Farley look-a-like tried to piss in my ear."

There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...

by cheeks rodeo May 25, 2010