by mont April 11, 2021
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he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018
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Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".
(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."
(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.
(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.
by Balls Machammer February 11, 2013
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Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
Monte Cristo sandwich, an egg-dipped or batter-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is pan or deep fried. It is a variation of the French croque monsieur.
I went to the deli today and asked the pretty woman for a Monte Cristo sandwich. She became the Cunt-of-Monte-Cristo when she couldn’t figure out how to make it, she got more upset when I told her to GOOGLE IT!
by Frank Palace July 16, 2022
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by MontegoFelix22 April 13, 2017
Get the Montego mug.A place in EU,small country located in balkan. Girls in Montenegro are hella hot and sexy. There's so many hot girls u can choose and many of them are dumb mostly blondies
by BoZ1DaR March 3, 2019
Get the Montenegro mug.a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.
So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
by rod6969696 June 21, 2008
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