stinky mole

when one person proceeds to scoop the feces out of another persons' gaping butthole and eat it.

Yeah, farting on a chick is all right but I much rather have me a stinky mole.

by JohnnyRockwell January 17, 2008

de Mole

A name coined upon the purchase of a pair of Ajax football shorts in 2005 by MD. Based on a combination of a fictional player on PES and an employee for Endemol... Jon de Mole. Contrary to popular belief, the shorts neither improve one's football skills or sexual prowess.

Dave.... looking pasty in the de Moles

What you wearing today? Smashing up the de Moles?

Mega. Bird said she fancied me as I was wearing the de Moles.....

by Tyskie81 February 3, 2009

turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017

Whack-a-Mole

A sexual game preformed by two people. One person with a penis must be receiving a hand-job. During the hand job the man must wait until he is about to ejaculate and right before he must smack his hand flat over top of his partners cupped hand as to not squash the penis. If he successfully smacks the hand he is allowed to finish and may choose to go again. If not the penis is crushed thus unable to ejaculate. Correct timing is necessary to win this game.

”Hey, babe! Wanna play a game of whack-a-mole?”

”Jerry... I think you should recover more from last nights game.”

by Dicklickingdaddylover August 10, 2019

mole toke

A bong toke consisting of marijuana and tobacco. Also called a yacht.

Dude where's the mole bong? I want to take a mole toke.

by PEEEEEEEter November 13, 2011

whack a mole

Pushing a turd back in using your penis.

My dick was covered in shit after I played whack a mole with her.

by dickcheeseburglar April 30, 2010

Mush Mole

A Girl Thats secertly a lesiban.
Or...
Hangs With Da Lads.
Whos Normally Ugly.
A Man Basically.

Ahh Dat Gyall Is A Proper Mush Mole Blud!.Shes Hanging With Dem Lesbians Again.

by Tom Brav.. April 15, 2008