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Shit Mohammed

When your out fishing and you can’t make it to a bathroom and you shit in your pants
Gary and I were out fishing on our pontoon and Gary pulled a Shit Mohammed and shit in his pants and on the side of the pontoon
by GacDcTc August 23, 2025
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Mohammed Swafi

Mohammed swafi is a term used for yutes who can't pronounce the letter "s" in dere own name. Usually accompanied with having the fattest bum known to mankind.
Yooo iswr mohammed swafi jus got caught staining drinks from tesco?
by Bodna fani June 14, 2024
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Mohamed

Mohamed is a very respectful guy when he needs to be. he is sexy asf and he way to much girls but he is 1000% loyal when he is in a relationship. His soulmates name will start with a M and his meat is between 8-10 inches
A girl- hey Mohamed you look so good today

Mohamed who is in a relationship at the Moment-
Get away from me hoe I got a wife
by Blah blah blah 😄 March 23, 2025
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Mohamed turki

No definition needed
by Jfifurhrdbkdeoeii November 21, 2021
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Mohammed Bestun Faith

being incredibly broke that you’d have to beam ur friend for $7 so you can afford food
other words: pooron, poor, broke.
Mohammed Bestun Faith mnala 7izakaya ka $7 adze
by veewastaken April 18, 2022
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Mohammed nasser

Nasser likes having a lot food. He always eats dragonfruit. He likes to leak everything that there is to find, especially exams and quizzes. He is big he is twice the size of his comrades and friends, although he has a very pitched voice. He likes to fight, and he puts all his friends in a corner and starts pushing.
by wooly12 June 13, 2023
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Mohammed

Mohammed is a loving guy for 8 months and then will say he isn’t ready for a relationship when you were engaged with him and loved him he doesn’t take anything seriously and always is addicted to a video game called rocket league he has no time for girls because all he does is go to work and home and then doesn’t make time for you
Mohammed is a heartbreaker
by Truthteller3001 December 23, 2023
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