Chint Mobile

A shit can with 5% tint that is always hot box. Often operated by a Chibbler, sometimes has a scent of strawberry little tree.

That kid is always driving that wrecked chint mobile.

by peenswhiffer November 27, 2022

mint mobile

The phone provider with a mascot that has more than 8 rule34 results, and 8 results too many

Mint Mobile User: wow I just got Mint Mobile
their furry artist friend: yeah I like it too but we can talk about that later

by xruser January 5, 2022

Mint mobile

One of the cheapest and best options when it comes to phone providers if you don't want to have a monthly payment and instead want to pay ahead of time.

I just switched from tracphone to Mint Mobile and it's surprisingly better.

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

Gaydoni Mobile

Gaydoni’s hunk of shit pickup. Has to have a booster seat so the short fuck can see over the steering wheel. Liz used to be able to sit in the passenger seat now she BANNED from the Gaydoni Mobile.

Duud, have u seen Gaydoni recently?

Yeah duud, I saw him driving the Gaydoni Mobile last night getting all the duuds.

by OdurkOdurk69 September 8, 2021

mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

by Burns August 7, 2021

Sprint Mobile

Sprint Corporation was an American telecommunications company. Before it merged with T-Mobile US on April 1, 2020, it was the fourth-largest mobile network operator in the United States. Go fuck yourself T-mobile, now I can BARELY get a fucking signal.

"Sprint Mobile was nice"
"Yeah"

by Sprint MobileConnoisseur March 4, 2022

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021