A period of time that is said to last from 5-7 AM to 12 PM. It is unknown whether this is true or not, as during weekdays, we lose consciousness of time at school or at work until noontime finally happens, and during the weekends, we spend this time of the day sleeping.
Someone said I'd regret that tomorrow morning, but it's okay. It will be Saturday tomorrow, so I'll just have to sleep until noon.
I had a test this morning. It was long. It also was difficult, as I was still half asleep.
I had a test this morning. It was long. It also was difficult, as I was still half asleep.
by Shiny_Destory May 15, 2016
Get the Morning mug.1. A Ska band from South Florida, also referred to as "MF"
2. A person who is fat only in the mornings
3. A big joint meant to be smoked in the morning
4. An erection experienced after waking up; morning wood
2. A person who is fat only in the mornings
3. A big joint meant to be smoked in the morning
4. An erection experienced after waking up; morning wood
1. Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to the MF show tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, Morning Fatty is the shit!
2. I thought she was hot, but when I woke up she turned out to be a morning fatty
3. There's nothing like a nice big morning fatty to start my day
4. When I got up I had to hide my morning fatty
Guy 2: Hell yeah, Morning Fatty is the shit!
2. I thought she was hot, but when I woke up she turned out to be a morning fatty
3. There's nothing like a nice big morning fatty to start my day
4. When I got up I had to hide my morning fatty
by Bonj January 31, 2008
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1. The dew on the grass outside of course; 2. When a woman awakens in a moist or aroused state; 3. When a woman awakens with "dew" on her "grass."; 4. What happens when you didn't do a good enough job the night before.
1. "You might want to wear your boots if you go over there, cause Linda has morning dew."
2. Sheila moaned, "Come to back to bed, Wes. I have morning dew."
2. Sheila moaned, "Come to back to bed, Wes. I have morning dew."
by yomammas February 18, 2003
Get the morning dew mug.by Renee March 30, 2004
Get the morning o's mug.Perhaps one of the greatest of God's creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience.
TEACHER: Tommy!? You're late again! Care to explain!?
TOMMY: You want the truth?
TEACHER: Yes!
TOMMY: OK, here it goes. For the past few mornings, I've woken up with some gnarly morning wood, and to waste something is a sin; so, I took full advantage of the situation each time.
DAN: Dude, what's up? You sick or something?
JAKE: No, man. I slept naked last night, and slept in this morning to the point where my mom came into my room and threw the sheets off of me. I had massive morning wood, dude, and she saw it. AWKWARD!!!
TOMMY: You want the truth?
TEACHER: Yes!
TOMMY: OK, here it goes. For the past few mornings, I've woken up with some gnarly morning wood, and to waste something is a sin; so, I took full advantage of the situation each time.
DAN: Dude, what's up? You sick or something?
JAKE: No, man. I slept naked last night, and slept in this morning to the point where my mom came into my room and threw the sheets off of me. I had massive morning wood, dude, and she saw it. AWKWARD!!!
by JSF87 June 14, 2011
Get the morning wood mug.(n): cock in the morning after a good lick and suckfest by partner
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning
Dave: This tastes like morning sausage
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock
by Vag Pounder December 18, 2007
Get the morning sausage mug.MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.
Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards
Example #1:
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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