cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

MITRON

Mitron is a synonym for "friends" in Hindi language.

Mitron, after 12 am today, 500 and 1000 rupee notes will not be legal tender.

by breathacker December 7, 2016

mitten

The soft furry thing between a woman's legs.

She don't look much but I heard she had a nice mitten

by Mittenking December 15, 2003

Squish Mitten

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

by akendall December 31, 2009

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 29, 2005

Milton Hole

A raw, painful, burning, butthole as a result of diarrhea and excessive wiping. Possibly torn and bleeding.

I had instant Milton Hole after eating Taco Bell last night.

I night of heavy drinking is sure to give you a case of the Milton Hole.

by Miltonious January 19, 2010

Milton Academy

A Massachusetts prep school with an intelligent student body, despite they're inability to cross streets. "Milton" students are typically insane, but most will overlook this at first. Many celebrities, politicians, and other famous and wealthy people have graduated from this school.

However, Milton Academy is more known for that weird girl with the iPhone shuffling and screaming "SHELLY!" at the top of her lungs.

Milton Academy Student: So I was in AP Calculus when--

Aforementioned Girl: SHELLY!

MA Student: God, she's crazy.

Non-Milton Student: Maybe I don't want to go to this school...

by 98shiningstar May 3, 2012