Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!

Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart

by Cutegurl76 January 07, 2016

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green Mitch

A newbie who thinks their intellect in a specific subject is much more vast than it actually is. Mainly used in Southern Ireland at the various pubs in the area

Patrick said that he knows the exact recipe of Guinness.
Patrick is such a green Mitch!

by Lil dewdrop June 09, 2023

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mitch trusty

a swagster with swag

person 1: whoa that guy has so much swag

person 2: yeah that's mitch trusty

by swaggymitch December 18, 2013

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Mitch Slapped

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.

“Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”

“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”

by OverworkedTrooper July 01, 2021

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D-Mitch

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

by DMitchMom March 28, 2009

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