Mikey-mike

The act of making a profoundly pompous or arrogant statement then quickly retreating to a modest position while maintaining the former is still a fact. The term was coined when inconspicuous characters with common names, such as ‘Michael’ or ‘Joseph’, would act like consequence-free TV-personalities in the real world.

Guy: I have an invite I’d like to extend your way. How bout a couple of drinks then we blow this popsicle stand and go to the real party at my house! Or hey what do you want to do?
Girl: Quit being a Mikey-mike, why don’t we just hang out?
Guy: What does that even mean? You know I could use a break once in awhile – it’s hard being the guy that knows where all the fun spots are!

Guy #1: I was thinking about buying a car, got any suggestions?
Gentleman #2: My Porsche, exceuse me PorscHA, is just collecting dust and with this economy you should seriously consider investing in private jets – my G6 is making me a killing! Or have you considered the environmentally friendly bike?
Guy #1: I definitely need a car. Can you name a few realistic ones I would actually buy?
Gentleman #2: You could really use a workout, go with the bike.
Guy #1: Later Mikey-mike.
Gentleman #2: I love the name! Could we change it to DJ Mikey-mike Pizzle? I feel it would really bring out my creative personality!

by Rinkifer January 16, 2011

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Frozen Mickey

Taking a crap into a condom, then freezing the condom + turd to use as a dildo later.

Staal couldn't wait for his frozen mickey to freeze over so he could pleasure himself.

by Ares12943 October 26, 2008

mickey

To make fun of or tease someone. British slang.

"Did you hear what she just said? She sure took the mickey out of him!"

by senna_trem July 15, 2008

Mickey U

Nickname for Michelob Ultra, a low-carb beer with no taste.

"Pass me a Mickey U"

"Jesus are you on a diet or something? I'd rather drink cyanide."

by msliefjli39393993 January 20, 2010

mickey ficky

syn:for motha F**ker

Im a bad mickey ficky.
Shut yo mickey ficky ass up

by superdude0687 April 5, 2010

Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021