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The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.
Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.
by Koachilion March 18, 2007
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Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
by NoahSeb July 31, 2011
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Oh, the misery!

"Everybody wants to be, my enemy-my-my."
Oh god Imagine Dragons made a league of legends song, can't belive they don't touch grass anymore, it's a banger though. *Oh, the misery! plays on his phone*
by da world. September 23, 2022
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Mister

Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)
When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.
by infinate March 14, 2010
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sisters before mister's

what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.

similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's
Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!

Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!
by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010
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Miserroneous

adjective INFORMAL

It's a true proposition that originates from an erroneous premise, equivalent to an illogical fallacy.
Relying on the fact that Tim always feels dizzy, he is under the miserroneous assumption that earth circles around the sun. It's actually the fact that he starts drinking at 9 in the morning what makes him dizzy, but even if he didn't, earth would still keep circling the sun and maybe he would stop hitting the floor every now and then.
by dr dro May 24, 2006
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misfeeding

Misfeeding refers to the accidental penetration of the anus after getting over excited during sex in the doggy style position.

Misfeeding tends to lead to a bad mood for the receiving party and has in some cultures been nicknamed "death sentence"

Misfeeding must be accidental. On occasion there may be a near miss where penetration is not acheived and the anus is not breached. This is known as a rectal bounce.
"Man, Laura's in a really bad mood today!"

"Yeah, maybe she's been misfed"

"I heard her boyfriend's into deliberate misfeeding"

"That's just naughty"
by Donkeypuncher2468 March 15, 2009
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